Who dat say dey gonna beat…: Bill Simmons rounded up the NFL's 32 teams by strength today. He puts my Saints at No. 7. But, as with all Page 2 columns, it's more worth reading for the hilarious reinterpretations that Simmons engages in. For instance, the Bears:

I had a conversation with someone Sunday night when we wondered if the Vikes would have had a better chance in Chicago had they simply kept kneeling three consecutive times, punting, then relying on Rex [Grossman] to be their offense. We both decided, "yes." This actually happened.